Melissa Diskin

V-Day looms. You’re long past the dozen reds routine. Chocolates? Bittersweet. Still, no time like the present for last-minute gifts to give (yourself) anytime.

Start with perspective: Michael Beaumier’s I Know You’re out There gives your schadenfreude free reign with tales from the dark side of dating.

Release residual anger with the Smack Him ex-boyfriend punching bag — complete with photo insert for hitting up whomever you please (or used to please you).

The Love Hurts maternity thermal lets you say it loud and proud: Love ain’t all it’s knocked up to be.

Who needs two-way conversations to have a healthy relationship? Leave not-so-subtle hints with a Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy pad.

Send your own damn flowers with chalkboard vases at Beehive Co-Op (1831a Peachtree Road, Buckhead; 404-351-1166).

You totally blanked on the big day? Feh. Pick up heart-shaped doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.

Who knows? The love you save could be your own.